No Kings? No Problem. We Already Have a Constitution.

So later today, October 18, 2025, crybaby libs are taking to the streets under the banner of “No Kings.” They say they’re standing up for democracy. They say they’re protecting freedom. But if you look closer, it’s the same tired playbook — rage against anyone who won’t bend the knee to their version of “acceptable” politics.

They shout “No Kings,” but what they really mean is no leaders who disagree with them. These are the same folks who cheered on lockdowns, censorship, and weaponized justice — all while pretending they’re fighting tyranny. The irony’s thicker than Florida swamp air.